I ‘m giving away an autographed copy of The Utopia of Noah Lazarus. The anticipation, the excitement, the over-caffienated tweaker-like symptoms! The quiz below is your entry into the contest. Please e-mail your answers to firstname.lastname@example.org. I’ll post the winner’s name and score when I get around to it.
1) You can only watch one movie for the rest of the entire year. What’s your genre choice?
a. Romantic comedy
b. Bloody thriller
c. Historical drama
d. 80’s style horror
2) Who’s with you on your deserted island?
a. Henry Rollins
b. Wyclef Jean
c. Johnny Depp
d. Rachel McAdams
3) What would be your last meal before meeting your stir-fried death in the electric chair?
a. Ice cream
b. Surf & turf
c. Tuna nicoise
4) Who’s your favorite gasbag?
a. Nancy Grace
b. Rush Limbaugh
c. Howard Stern
d. Rosie O’Donnell
5) Who would be the best US President?
a. John Stewart
b. Chuck Norris
c. Mike Huckabee
d. Hilary Clinton
6) Bad news: your house is burning to the ground. Good news: your family & pets are safe outside. You can grab one material possession. What’s it going to be?
7) Gloria Allred: activist or opportunist?
8) Ann Coulter: succubus or she-devil?
9) Would you like fries with that?
10) Who’s your favorite Baldwin?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Please submit entries by Thursday, March 29 at 9:14 am. Late entries will be mocked in a public forum.