He taught me to be self-reliant
How to be Y2K compliant
I’d get spanked if I was defiant
For the longest time I thought he was a giant.
He taught me to not be scared.
Always lets me know he cares.
He gets real mad when I drive impaired. …
On the radio Elvis always blared.
He’s always been my biggest fan
I’m not in prison cause he’s a legal man
TAKE OUT THE DAMN TRASH CAN!
When I’m in trouble he has a plan.
So happy fathers day
To a dad that’s far away
And I don’t know if it’s the proper way
But dear dad… I’m gay -Jesse Suphan
This is my friend Jesse:
His father denies any allegations of spanking.
Scapegoats and Sacred Cows 
Love the poem! You have always had a way with words and how to make people laugh. Miss having cocktail hour!