Current events, Scapegoats style

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I so glad the election is finally over so we can go back to being a dignified country.  Let’s talk current events!

Once again the media is obsessed with someone getting laid. What I want to know is why Pat Robertson defended  General Petraeus but has remained completely mum about Kristen Stewart.

What? Elmo’s not asexual?

Some people want to secede from the union because Obama was reelected. Translation: we didn’t get our way so we’re going to take our toys and play somewhere else. Stomp, stomp, stomp.

Black Friday is on the way. I’d personally rather eat tar-flavored glass than shop on Black Friday, but do what you’ve got to do.

Uganda’s Kill the Gays bill will become a law next month. No joke here. Just something we should all know about.  If you support any business that supports the Family Research Council here in the United States, you are supporting this law in Uganda.

To avoid ending on such a solemn note, here’s what’s new around here: my 3-year-old recently announced that she no longer wants to be on the ‘good list’. No more Santa threats for her, as she is actively seeking naughty certification. Shouldn’t be too difficult.

6 thoughts on “Current events, Scapegoats style

  1. Haley pipkins

    Ha! That Santa threat doesn’t work with that monster that lives at our house either. It’s like somewhere in that 3 year old brain he knows mama and daddy would never let him go without Christmas. Well, so much for a few months of good behavior per Santa Claus. Hmmm, wonder if elf on the shelf would work?

  2. Pat Robertson’s non-reaction is understandable. It’s in the Bible. Thou shalt not be faithful to sparkly, pedophile vampires. Maybe they should stomp to Uganda and take Pat with them.

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