Greasy ass rant

Ever since Kim Kardashian exposed her greased-up pooping-bits, her bare image has been all over the internet.

The good news is that now the media is leaving Rene Zellweger’s face alone. The bad news is that the media still cares about Kim Kardashian.

The other good news is that ANYONE can look just like Kim Kardashian with the right amount of photoshop. Which is also bad news, I guess. I’m not really sure anymore. I don’t know what’s going on with the world.

Everybody who knows me knows that I like to pretend I’m above it all. I’m too existential to stare at that bulbous ass. But I’m really not.

The American dream has spiraled down the toilet the past two decades. And what better to showcase this spiral than a big ass that became famous from a sex tape with a popstar’s brother? This is the society we have created for our children. Every time we watch reality TV, read a tabloid, or even watch entertainment “news”, we are giving Kim K.’s ass another dollar to wipe with.

It’s time to get it together, folks. It’s too late for us, of course, but we can’t have our children worshipping at the throne of overpaid dimwits who have made a job out of being famous for a sex tape.

That greasy ass summarizes all that is wrong with American society.

7 thoughts on “Greasy ass rant

  1. Carolyn Collins November 13, 2014 / 6:32 pm

    The Kardashian’s are full of asses.

    • Jen November 13, 2014 / 6:43 pm

      Yeah – WHY DOES anyone care about this girl OR her family????

      • Penni Jones November 13, 2014 / 6:57 pm

        Sex tapes and big butts.

  2. kristen h. November 13, 2014 / 9:22 pm

    I am pretty averse to all reality tv…but the Kardashians seem to be the worst of the worst of the worst. What do they do with their fame that’s positive? Charities, causes? Nope. Just selfies and selfies and more selfies. PLEASE LET THIS TERRIBLE TREND DIE. Like skinny jeans, it’s just been around too damn long.

    • Penni Jones November 13, 2014 / 10:43 pm

      Agreed! Most pop-culture analysts trace the beginning of reality TV back to the OJ white Bronco car-chase. It’s all another reason to hate OJ.

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