Being a grown-up is a total drag. Reward yourself for participating in the drudgery with this Bingo card. Every time you get a Bingo, do something frivolous like buy yourself a concert t-shirt or have a margarita for lunch.
Adulting is tough! Treat yourself for putting forth effort.
|Poop without your iPhone||Go to bed 100% on the natch||Vacuum the living room but don’t count that as exercise||Sleep more than 6 but less than 10 hours||Eat your takeout from a plate instead of the Styrofoam container|
|Drink herbal tea without feeling pious||Don’t laugh when someone farts in yoga||For the love of all that is holy, stop using LOL||Throw out all of your underwear, socks, and t-shirts that have holes- yes, all of them, even your favorites||Eat a vegetable that isn’t deep-fried|
|Wash your sheets||Floss your teeth seven days in a row||FREE||Listen to NPR for 30 consecutive minutes||Get your teeth cleaned|
|Second-guess that 2nd beer before 11 am||Go 48 hours without cracking a ‘your mom’ joke||Wash your hair instead of wearing a hat to hide the grease||Charge your phone before it’s below 25%||Go 24 hours without misplacing your keys|
|Wear a coat when appropriate instead of just complaining about the cold||Fill your gas tank before the gas light comes on to taunt you||Update your phone when it tells you to||Admit that you’re too tired to either cook dinner or go out for dinner||Stop fluids two hours before bedtime to minimize the times you’ll wake up to pee|