Being a grown-up is a total drag. Reward yourself for participating in the drudgery with this Bingo card. Every time you get a Bingo, do something frivolous like buy yourself a concert t-shirt or have a margarita for lunch.

Adulting is tough! Treat yourself for putting forth effort.

B	I	N	G	O
Poop without your iPhone	Go to bed 100% on the natch	Vacuum the living room but don’t count that as exercise	Sleep more than 6 but less than 10 hours	Eat your takeout from a plate instead of the Styrofoam container
Drink herbal tea without feeling pious	Don’t laugh when someone farts in yoga	For the love of all that is holy, stop using LOL	Throw out all of your underwear, socks, and t-shirts that have holes- yes, all of them, even your favorites	Eat a vegetable that isn’t deep-fried
Wash your sheets	Floss your teeth seven days in a row	FREE	Listen to NPR for 30 consecutive minutes	Get your teeth cleaned
Second-guess that 2nd beer before 11 am	Go 48 hours without cracking a ‘your mom’ joke	Wash your hair instead of wearing a hat to hide the grease	Charge your phone before it’s below 25%	Go 24 hours without misplacing your keys
Wear a coat when appropriate instead of just complaining about the cold	Fill your gas tank before the gas light comes on to taunt you	Update your phone when it tells you to	Admit that you’re too tired to either cook dinner or go out for dinner	Stop fluids two hours before bedtime to minimize the times you’ll wake up to pee